Editorial

Some of the many things you can do with a water bottle:

1. Fill it with water.
2. Squeeze out the air and close the cap and jump on it.
3. Create a percussive instrument.
4. Cut like a hot dog and make snow shoes.
5. Put baking soda, vinegar, and red dye inside to make a volcano.
6. Dude, perfect flip.
7. Draw a face on it so that you have a friend.
8. Return to the store for a 20 cent pantti.
9. Build a house.
10. Use it as an emergency toilet.
11. Cut off the end and yell into the other like a yak.
12. Floating key holder for swimming in the lake.
13. Plant a small tree inside.
14. Attach a string to the neck of the bottle for your very first dog!
15. Make a telephone with two bottles and a string.
16. BOAT!
17. Foot massager thing.
18. Poke holes in the top to water your ficus or shrubbery.
19. Cover your ass while sledding down a snowy hill.
20. Drop it from the rooftop to see if it explodes.
21. Toss it between mates.
22. Use it as a photo filter.
23. Sell it to a thirsty person at a music festival.
24. Capture a Pokémon.
25. Take a shower.
26. Make a whack-a-mole game.
27. Bring candy to the movies.
28. Make a candle.
29. Keep it exposed to UV rays for 8 hours to filter out impurities.
30. Set up two bottles, yell at one for 10 minutes a day, nurture the other. After a week, drink both and determine which tastes better.

And if you thought that list was satisfying, take a drink of this issue of Insider to quench your imagination.