Editorial

Editorial

Some of the many things you can do with a water bottle:

  1. Fill it with water.
  2. Squeeze out the air and close the cap and jump on it.
  3. Create a percussive instrument.
  4. Cut like a hot dog and make snow shoes.
  5. Put baking soda, vinegar, and red dye inside to make a volcano.
  6. Dude, perfect flip.
  7. Draw a face on it so that you have a friend.
  8. Return to the store for a 20 cent pantti.
  9. Build a house.
  10. Use it as an emergency toilet.
  11. Cut off the end and yell into the other like a yak.
  12. Floating key holder for swimming in the lake.
  13. Plant a small tree inside.
  14. Attach a string to the neck of the bottle for your very first dog!
  15. Make a telephone with two bottles and a string.
  16. BOAT!
  17. Foot massager thing.
  18. Poke holes in the top to water your ficus or shrubbery.
  19. Cover your ass while sledding down a snowy hill.
  20. Drop it from the rooftop to see if it explodes.
  21. Toss it between mates.
  22. Use it as a photo filter.
  23. Sell it to a thirsty person at a music festival.
  24. Capture a Pokémon.
  25. Take a shower.
  26. Make a whack-a-mole game.
  27. Bring candy to the movies.
  28. Make a candle.
  29. Keep it exposed to UV rays for 8 hours to filter out impurities.
  30. Set up two bottles, yell at one for 10 minutes a day, nurture the other. After a week, drink both and determine which tastes better.

And if you thought that list was satisfying, take a drink of this issue of Insider to quench your imagination.

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